Once upon a time God was very upset and rains did not stop for eleven days. The sea got overflowed and everything would thought about end of the world.
Earth understood this and went to the God. She brought him all tasty food and drinks that she had. Asked him:
«Do you really want to feel bad? OR we kan get a cup of English tea sit and eat some food that I bring?»
And God chose a cup of tea. And they had very long Skytalk about everything. He went happy and made good weather everywhere on earth.
Nowadays Earth some times comes to God and talk to him for Skytalk. And God like to get into earth to see how his friend lives.